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I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
(via darthsarah)
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The bunny mounts a ball and does a somersault? I can’t do that.
(Source: togifs, via vorpalsuicide)
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Wow.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
(Source: matafari, via cendrilloncosplay)
“It’s really not that complicated. I’ve got red in my ledger, I’d like to wipe it out.”
(via scotchtrooper)
(Source: thefrogman, via thewingedbird)
"Our commitment remains steadfast to ensure that every Subway Footlong sandwich is 12 inches at each location worldwide."
an excerpt from a statement by Subway after a customer posted a photo of a Footlong sub positioned next to a tape measure showing it to be only 11 inches long (via latimes)
(via latimes)
In which Jamil Smith is having none of your sexist bullshit, news media. (via @JamilSmith)